Tuesday, July 2, 2013


In case you were wondering here are all our lyrics.
The last two songs are new and unreleased.

------------------+ LYRICS +-------------------


queer don't see your gender
queer don't see your past
queer don't count your hookups
queer's alright to ask

queer ain't only in the west
queer ain't on tv
queer ain't for the faint of heart
queer is more than he or she

but to you we're still a bunch of
fucking dyke bitches
so we are gonna call ourselves
fucking dyke bitches

more visibility
queer hostility
more visibility
queer responsibility

your mothers fear
ain't going away
cause i'm hella gay

but to you we're still a bunch of
fucking dyke bitches
so we're gonna call ourselves
fucking dyke bitches


*dedicated to survivors of sexual assault.
**the lyrics changed every time


we fight we fight
yea yea yea yea
at night at night
oh no no no

you always think your
right right right right
i always think your
wrong wrong wrong

i don't need you
unless you want me to
and if you do...


come to my front door
say you're a feminist
and then the next night
threaten me with your fists

come to my front door
say you're a feminist
but then you turn around
and call me a bitch

come to my front door
say you're a feminist
and then you critique her
for nasty vag lips

shut the door
shut the door
shut the door


give back what you take from me

take accountability
quit victim blaming

this is about community
and this is for encouragement
and this is for all your fucked up
power, jealousy, and entitlement
that i let go of and left.


till we can exist beyond
your stupid fucking binary
till we stop the governments ability
to regulate our body identities
till my family can say
that i'm gay and that's okay

It Ain't Over x4

till we are respected for changing
pronouns and or gender
till schools take responsibility
for queers who are bullied
till i don't have to answer questions
"so like you only sleep with women"

It Ain't Over x4

gotta resist gotta
support each other

It took thousands of years to create
a society that perpetuates phobias & hate
But it won't take so long to destroy
it's structures, standards, and traditions.
So we gotta resist gotta support each other

It Ain't Over x4

▼ Boys Will Be Boys ▼

boys don't have to be
boys don't have to be
boys don't have to be boys

▼ Under Sheets ▼

Pursuit of happiness
Pursuit of sex
Pursuit of power
Pursuit of the patriarch
the fuck you
the patriarch
the fuck you
Pursuit of something new

This isn't conquest
This is consent

In the dark under sheets
without asking you touch me

we're not talking but you'll
see how far you can take it
advancing blindly

you don't know what I've seen
what I like or what will
trigger me

In the dark under sheets
without asking you touch me

Pressuring & objectifying fellow
queers wraps us right back into
the throes of heterosexual norms
& away from a safe, sex positive,
respectful community.

▼ QsQ ▼

You belong here tonight

I promise to treat you safe
As long as you're in my space

staying silent is no longer and option
we are only as strong as our voices
and the spaces we fill

▼Visual Hypnosis▼

How do you see me through this lens
how do I define myself over & over again

this is unrest
this is unkempt
this is greater than: visual hypnosis / the internet web

we rest in saturated images
i've lost connection with myself

i curse my own lines with obscurity
i curse my own inability to withstand

we rest in saturated images
i've lost connection with myself

self preservation cost me my autonomy
you seem stagnant and i swell
i'm done with my own escapism
into a community of spam

find me in real life

Tuesday, June 25, 2013


TOUR IS OVER. THANK YOU's to everyone who had a hand in helping make our last five weeks such a success. ESP all participants involved in the booking of our shows, all the show spaces that helped us create/hold queer space, the babes who kept our merch alive, every band &/or person we got to share the bill with, every home that let us stay the night, and anyone who came out and supported us. Biggest thank you in the world to Dick Binge for putting up with us for over 10,000 miles! thankyouthankyoUthankyOUthankYOUthanKYOUthaNKYOUthANKYOUtHANKYOUTHANKYOUthankyou
We had a fucking incredible time! 


Sunday, June 23, 2013

Welcome us HOMO today at our show:

Heartland Gallery in Seattle


from Washington DC


Calvin Johnson

We're super psyched to be home and we want to celebrate our return to the PNW tonight!

Show starts at 8

We'll probably be playing first so get there early. Email us for the address f.d.b.band@gmail.com


Sunday, April 7, 2013


Dear Everyone,

We will be touring May-June with Dick Binge (oly).

We'll update as things are booked.  If you want to help us book anything contact us at f.d.b.band@gmail.com

May 16 - Seattle, WA
at: The Cockpit
w/ half-breed and pony time


Show starts: 8 PM
door: $5

May 17 - Olympia, WA
 at: Hot Tub House: 1202 State Avenue Northeast
w/ soil & meconium


May 18 - Portland, OR
at: the glitterdome - 4317 NE Grand Ave
w/ Spokenest + Sei Hexe + Camp Nowhere


show starts at 7 PM bring $ for all 3 touring bands!

May 19 - Arcata, CA
at: bat cave
w/ blackbird raum

May 20 - Oakland, CA
at: The Hive - 1420 10th St. (10th and Mandela)
w/ slowfast + Alanna Paoli (from songs for moms)


show starts at: 7 (has to be over by 10)
door: $3+

May 21 - day off

May 22 - Salt Lake City, UT
at: Sugardome - 417 North 300 West
w/ foster body

starts at: 6PM

May 23 - Denver, CO
at: 3 of Bottles - 136 Quitman St
w/ boot'n rally & bear snail & a BBQ party!
starts at: 4PM

May 24 - Columbia, MO
at: Diva Haus
w/ the band formerly known as Jinxed aka kurt Kopine

show starts at: 9 PM
door: bring yr money!

May 25 - Louisville, KY
at: Nelligan Hall - 2010 Portland Ave
w/ All Dead, Stabler and Die Yuppie Scum


Show Starts at 7 PM
Door: $5

May 26 - Columbus, OH
at: Villa Villekula - 2623 Neil Ave
w/ Katherine + Dry ride

show starts: 9 PM
door: $5

May 27 -  Pittsburgh, PA
at: polish hill courts
w/ Serenghetto & Napalm Donut


Show starts: 6 PM

May 28 - Providence, RI
at: Al Dios No Conocido
w/ Downtown Boys + Christian Businessmen + queer dance party with DJ Lynx Pearl Hovercraft 


show starts at: 9PM
doors: donations encouraged

May 29 - Boston, MA
at: TBA
w/ Curmudgeon, Stagger, and Shrew


show starts at: 7
door: $5

May 30 - Holyoke, MA
at: Row House
w/ Funsuck + Major Tongue


May 31 - Brooklyn, NY
at: Silent Barn - 603 Bushwick Ave
w/ Aye Nako (RECORD RELEASE!) and Yva Las Vegass

Show starts: 8PM
Door: $7

June 1 - Philadelphia, PA
at: Billy Blakes - 4929 Walton Ave
w/ Teenage Priests & Xanx
Hosted by AlizĂ©-Beau Hennessy


show starts at 8
door : $5

June 2 - Washington DC
at: Rocket Ship - 1223 Decatur St NW DC
w/ Southern Problems


show starts at: 7pm
door: $5

June 3 - Chapel Hill, NC or DURHAM, NC
at: The Buggaboo
w/ TBA
show starts at: 7:30
door: $3-5

June 4 - Asheville, NC
at: Oddity - 1045 Haywood Road
w/ Zombie Queens & Sunset Riot


starts at: 9

June 5 - 10 Idapalooza - We're both playing June 5th. back2back

June 11 - Atlanta, GA
at: Sampson street Lofts
w/  The Pinecones + Ghost Bikini

There will also be tabling for International Day of Solidarity for anarchists prisoners with vegan baked goods and literature for sale to benefit this: http://june11.org/

show starts at: 7 PM
door: $5 for bands

June 12 - Birmingham, AL
at: Black Hole

June 13 - New Orleans, LA
at: United Bakery - 1325 St Bernard
w/ Bitchface (NOLA) & Canadian Rifle (Chicago)


starts at: 7 has to be over by 11pm

June 14 - Austin, TX
at: House show email us for address
w/ clitfit

show starts at: 3 PM

June 15 - Las Cruces, NM
at: the Trainyard
w/ Hypatia
show starts at: 9

June 16 - Tuscon, AZ
at: Boxing Gym - 1080 N Contzen
w/ Rubrics (SC) + Power Rituals


starts at: 8
bring money for bands please.

June 17 - Flagstaff, AZ
at: Mia's - 26 South San Francisco Street
w/ Custody Battle + Sharkpact!


June 18 - Los Angeles, CA
at: East 7th
w/ ugly heads + rayos x

show starts at: 7 PM
door: $5

June 19 - San Francisco, CA
at: Submission Art Space
w/ the Light + this or that

starts at: 7PM
doors: $5

June 20 - Oakland, CA
at: RCA
w/ No Babies + SBSM + Space Trash (BOOKLYN) + Naam Sayn' (PDX) + Daisy World + The Urgents


starts at: 8pm SHARP
door: $5

June 21 - Olympia, WA
at: Flophouse
w/ Bushtit (Vancouver BC) + OX

starts at: 8PM
door: $5

Please mark your calenders, bring all your friends, and let us sleep on your floors.  We love you and can't wait to see you!


Friday, March 15, 2013


new songs / new recordings
we hope you like them


Big thanks to Joey for recording/mastering.  You rock!


Also we wanted to touch on our band name and sort out any misunderstanding.  If you have any questions about what we've written below.  We can be reached at f.d.b.band@gmail.com.

The name Fucking Dyke Bitches is a reclamation. It was a slur used by our neighbor in reference to the people living in our house. We decided to name our band fucking dyke bitches as a response to the homophobic atmosphere and acceptance of such homophobia in the south*. It would be careless of us to not acknowledge that the name remains, as it was first perceived, an anti-gay slander. We ask that those of you who identify as queer to call us lovingly by our full name, Fucking Dyke Bitches (even those who do not identify with the word dyke). And those of you who identify outside of a queer prerogative** please refer to us simply as F.D.B. The name Fucking Dyke Bitches needs to be recognized as a fully loaded negative aggression that was meant to belittle and hurt us. Our name is not intended to be fun to say. It is not edgy and exciting to us. As language is a complicated thing, we beg our listeners to be fully conscious of the intentions behind their words. Perceiving our bodies as feminine does not mean we should be labeled as girls. Our "crude" band name does not condone usage of the word bitch either. Fucking Dyke Bitches is a statement for queer celebration and a nod at the things we want to see change.

*acceptance of homophobia refers to the general self acceptance of homophobia by queers and internalized homophobia (which is not just a problem in the south).

**what's is outside the queer prerogative you ask? It cannot be defined simply. My first thoughts would be people who are not LGBTQIQA (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Queer, Intersex, Questioning, Asexual) identified, but also a heteronormative cisgendered straight identified capitalist/person who hasn't the faintest idea about what the big deal is or isn't.

It's hard to define the term queer. It's defined differently by many people and we aren't saying this definition is the only one. Loosely it's a term that defines our struggle to break out of rigid gender and sexual norms and a term used to express who we want to be without the fear of rejection and being misunderstood. It's something flexible and fluid and that's what makes it so important and unique.

Friday, February 1, 2013


Alright we're back!

We're working on new songs, new recordings, new shirts, new shows, and last but not least a full US summer tour with all our members!

Get excited.

Also we're playing February 7th
at the Wild Rose in Seattle, WA

with Agatha!

It's a benefit for mo wave - a queer fest happening in April

Bands will start after 9.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012


Alright we're headed out on a late spring tour before summer hits!
 Look forward to new jams and old favorites!
This will be our last tour before recording in July.  

May 25th Seattle, WA
Top Surgery Benefit for CHoriko & Ryder
Half-Breed, Disaster, Lady Ta Tas and more?!
910 20th Ave

MAY 26th Portland, OR
at the glitterdome - more info TBA
with tiny knives, prank war, potsie

MAY 27th: Salt Lake City, UT
 probably at "boing"
Lineup TBA

MAY 28th: Denver, Co
at Growler Records in the yellow feather coffee shop
Lineup: dangerous nonsense + TBA

MAY 29th: Columbia Missouri
at the Diva haus
 Lineup: Rip Rap, Lizzy Venom, DJ Michaella
$3-5 Donation

May 30th - June 4th Break from Tour
for IDAPALOOZA (we're not playing)

June 5th - Louisville, KY -
more info TBA with Asixtwo Generator

June 6th - Bloomington, IN-
more info TBA

June 7th - Chicago, IL
at CROWN TAP 21+ $5


June 8th - Minneapolis, MN
at denile house
with bellows

June 9th - Billings, MT - NEED HELP!

June 10th - Missoula, MT - Need Help

To Remember us by:

*If you can help with any shows or have any questions our email is f.d.b.band@gmail.com